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Netflix Review: The Old Guard Rohan Elliott

The plot follows four immortals as they travel around the world, foiling ne’er do wells and righting wrongs in situations

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I'm Just Being Honest

whether they used their husbands nose to get pickles out of a jar or if, with their skin complexion do they often get mistaken for sunburnt?

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Lost Your Job Due to Covid?

Today was different. There was no chance of that this Monday. It was an email directed to me specifically. No need to open. It was titled: "

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Bill Hicks

The go-to rebel comic, a man who died at a young age, and while not one of the 27 club, did espouse the sort of free-minded liberal rhetoric

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Thick People are the Answer to Covid

it just may be our saving grace

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How to Treat Restaurants Post Covid-19

We all cannot wait to go have a Game Stew in Cosy Club or a Salmon Risotto in The Ivy. Things are likely to be different. So, with that in m

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Cheltenham races

Corona infections rising and the weather, people are asking; “should Cheltenham festival go ahead?”

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What is definite about Brexit?Two Things: These Two

while you wave your flag and spout nationalist drivel like it is Last Night of the Proms remember this:

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Breastfeeding or Bottle? What is Best? What is Best for You?

My issue in this is aimed at the attitude of health-services and breast=feeding parents that consider it a better thing and by extension, th

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Me Too. Worthy movement or Pink Mafia?

Before you switch off or say something nasty, I am truly serious. I want to look at and get to the bottom of this. I am a feminist sympathis

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51 SIGNS THAT YOU MUST BE A C*NT

Those little peccadilloes that make you a pecadildo, the quirks that mean you are a jerk, and the things that sadly, mean you are a c**t.

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How and Why I Love John Lennon and The Beatles

As we approach that most awful day, night on four decades later. I feel I should share what his touch did to my world

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Why Labour Lost the Election and Why it is Nothing to do with Corbyn

You may not like the type of whisky they have, but you go in and give it your money because it offers the best for your needs.

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New Phonetic Alphabet

Who the foxtrot thinks about Foxtrot?

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How to Combat Road Rage and How to Avoid Traffic Altogether

Why not try this to pass the time?

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Friends Reunited Apart

Yes we did have one. Okay, ours involved charities fraud, sexual deviancy, assault, cock-teasing, narcotics, and the worst case of narcissi

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Dear Climate Protestors

Dear Climate Protestors.......A short note from the general populace

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FOR, FOR, FOR, FOR THE PO-LICE

What do I find more repugnant than general anti-police sentiment? Very little. Whilst I am not anti-police, I am no huge fan either.

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BUSES ARE LIKE....BUSES

You know, there is but one thing that can ruin my day. When you are traveling on a bus, and another is approaching

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What Makes Dogs Just Great!

I just cannot see how it was never figured out before. In fact, I c

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